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Mad Myths are a fantastic collection of fast, funny adventure stories, inspired by the mythology of ancient Greece. Find out what happens when Icarus, Odysseus, Medusa and other legendary characters collide with the modern world!

Each eBook in the Mad Myths series features illustrations by Tony Ross, and an interactive quiz to test your Mad Myths knowledge!



Mad Myths – Stone Me!

Ms Dusa is the school supply teacher from Hell! She wears a turban, a cloak and jet black sunglasses. Everyone at school is scared rigid of her and when students start getting turned into statues, Perce and Andy decide some decisive action is called for!

REVIEWERS SAY:

"A pair of authors who have their finger on the pulse of junior humour.”



Mad Myths – Mind the Door!

Mr O'Taur is a brilliant caretaker. He keeps the school spotless. He runs the gym club. He even wears a trendy nose-ring! Andy thinks Mr O'Taur is great. Perce isn't so sure. He seems a bit of a bully to her. Her quest for the truth leads Perce, Andy, Well'ard and Eddie Johnson into a labyrinth of mysteries, dangers and dark deeds!

REVIEWERS SAY:

"The Minotaur myth told as only the two Steves could tell it. Complete with appalling (but very funny) jokes.”



Mad Myths – A Touch of Wind!

Look what the wind's blown in! When Odysseus left the Siege of Troy for his home in Ithaca, he wasn't planning a detour via Bogmouth-on-Sylt. He's already put the wind up Major Eyeswater. Perce and Andy are trying to get him back where he belongs, but they're making heavy weather of it. The Voyage of Odysseus – as it really happened?

REVIEWERS SAY:

"A hilarious spoof on the Odysseus legend. The Two Steves make the reader laugh.”



Mad Myths – Must Fly!

You'll never guess who's just dropped in! When fly guy, Icarus takes a running jump from an ancient Greek clifftop, he lands in a leisure centre swimming pool. And where Andy gets to after he leaps off the high diving board for a dare is anyone's guess… Can Perce, Eddie and Well'ard prevent Icarus's fall from grace?

REVIEWERS SAY:

"Another ‘must buy'… fast and furiously funny.”



Mad Myths – Don't Look Back!

When Perce, Andy, Eddie and Well'ard go on a school trip to London, they don't expect to find the most famous musician in Ancient Greece busking in a tube station. And their plans for the day don't include joining him on a journey down into the darkest reaches of the underworld to rescue his wife. It's going to be a hell of a day!

REVIEWERS SAY:

"The Mad Myths series hit the nerve of juvenile humour in a way that has turned many a book-shy pupil into a suddenly avid reader.”