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Long, long, long, long ago in a galaxy far, far, far, far away…

Star Bores is a fantastically funny space epic that features a cast of new but strangely familiar characters. A hilarious tale of good versus evil, these eBooks will delight anyone with a love of classic Hollywood sci-fi.

Digitally remastered in PAGEOVISION© with SURROUNDWORDS©, each eBook also includes an interactive quiz to test your Star Bores knowledge!

Star Bores is a parody. It is not authorised, endorsed or licensed by Lucasfilm Ltd. or anyone else connected with the Empire.



Episode IV – A New Hype

A story of unbelievable heroism, unspeakable villainy and unlimited merchandising opportunities! Meet Puke Moonwalker, Princess Liar, and the greatest villain of them all, Dark Visor in an epic saga of the struggle between the Grand Order of Democratic, Independent, Emancipated Societies (GOODIES) versus the Bureau for the Advancement of Destruction and Incredibly Evil Schemes (BADDIES).

REVIEWERS SAY:

“…it's hysterical… one of the best parodies I've seen.”



Episode I – The Panting Menace

The Republic is doomed! The Hith have returned and they have the Jello Knights in their sights. Meet Panikin Moonwalker, an annoying kid with a multi-testosterone level out of this Galaxy, Bing-Bong Gin, a Jello master, Princess Prodmé Allova, Queen of the Yahboo and a strange lisping senator. There will be trouble ahead…

REVIEWERS SAY:

"Hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing at this book!”



Episode II – The Attack of the Clowns
Episode III – The Revenge of the Hith

Ten long years have passed since the death of Bing-Bong Gin. Panikin has grown upwards, Prodmé has grown outwards, Yoggi has grown feet. An army of clowns await the Jello Knights as Panikin and Prodmé move ever closer through a series of outrageous coincidences to fulfil their destinies and tie up all the loose ends. You know it's going to end in tears…

REVIEWERS SAY:

"Hysterical! … Hilarious!”