Look what the wind's blown in! When Odysseus left the Siege of Troy for his home in Ithaca, he wasn't planning a detour via Bogmouth-on-Sylt. He's already put the wind up Major Eyeswater. Perce and Andy are trying to get him back where he belongs, but they're making heavy weather of it. The Voyage of Odysseus - as it really happened?

The 2Steves Say...
"The incident with Eddie Johnson in chapter 4 is based on a true incident that happened when Steve Skidmore went to girl guide camp (yes, honestly!)."

Other people say…
"...hilarious spoof on the Odysseus legend. the Two Steves make the reader laugh."